Anti-money Laundering Specialist Gifts

'We need to protect ourselves from government surveillance.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Fish and color

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'High five Sir? We usually seal the deal with a handshake.'

'You may have three mergers.'

Made in China.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'The Final Merger'

"Get him to make an offer first..."

'How are you at takeovers?'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'My final offer.'