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"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Everything's gone up."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Why you must go to work

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

Rolling Over a Pension.

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

An expletive of editors

"You think they all look like security risks."

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

Profit Cowboy

Tax - Random Audit