Money Wrangler Prints

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Everything's gone up."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Why you must go to work

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

Rolling Over a Pension.

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

An expletive of editors

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"You think they all look like security risks."

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."