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Rolling Over a Pension.

Stockopolis.

'Today, interest rates rose on news that general fear is up, so why not raise interests rates too?'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"When will you be back at the bank?"

'Stocks rebounded from yesterday's losses on news that 'if there's a will, there's a way'.'

Have you ever thought of moving your account to a building society?

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'Here's a pile of cash to make a first down. Coach says there's another pile of cash if we score.'

Bank robber to teller after robbery: 'Now, I'd like to talk to you about opening a savings account.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Sorry, sir — your money put in for a transfer.'

Big Oil Flag.

"Someone had a good review."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"You may call it soft money, but it's all in cold, hard cash!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Money exchange

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'