Monday Avoider Gifts

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'I hate Mondays.'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Monday morning is nigh.

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"Dang it."

Back to Work

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Workaholic

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

Monday Checklist.

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'Mondays are really Hell here!'

I survived another Monday morning meeting. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

"It's Monday."