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'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

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"They're sound bites."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Cemetery Pie"

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I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"So … ribs for lunch?"

Motivation