Monarchical Studies Nerd Gifts

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

"The boss can see you now."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Nervous Student

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

You are here.

"Europe has learned...yeah, this time we don't need a war to destroy ourselves!"

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'Medea' Studies

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"And Moses climbed the mountain day and night searching for some sort of sign from God when suddenly he saw it"

"Are we there yet?

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

The Queen

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Conglomerates

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

my boyfriend's a music producer...

Under the microscope

"You've recorded every one of the referendum debates, how exciting!"

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Settlement of the Alabama Claims

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'