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Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Nervous Student

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

You are here.

"Europe has learned...yeah, this time we don't need a war to destroy ourselves!"

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'Medea' Studies

"Are we there yet?

"And Moses climbed the mountain day and night searching for some sort of sign from God when suddenly he saw it"

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

The Queen

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Conglomerates

"King of what, exactly?"

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

my boyfriend's a music producer...

Under the microscope

Settlement of the Alabama Claims

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

"You've recorded every one of the referendum debates, how exciting!"

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"