Monarch Obsessionist Gifts

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Lady Jane Grey

The Queen

'He's still addressing the nation.'

UK dissolution

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Queen Anne

Charles I

Queen reigning.

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"Any apologies for absence?"

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Ethelred II

The Queen

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Not My Coronation Quiche

God save the Queen.

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

The Queen

King James I

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry I of England

Henry VIII

'Now I feel bad about having my speechwriter executed — I was just holding the paper upside down.'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III