Monarch Obsessionist Mugs

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Lady Jane Grey

The Queen

UK dissolution

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Queen Anne

Charles I

Queen reigning.

Ethelred II

"Any apologies for absence?"

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

The Queen

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

God save the Queen.

Not My Coronation Quiche

The Queen

Henry VIII

King James I

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry I of England

'Now I feel bad about having my speechwriter executed — I was just holding the paper upside down.'

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"