Mompreneur Moments Gifts

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Lemonade Inc.

SALE

$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Tim's marketing solutions

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

Breastfeeding

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"This is a family business. She won't order you to do something. She'll nag you."

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'Seven companies in three years.'

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.