Mompreneur Admirer Gifts

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Hay Rides $10

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Decision Making Block

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"How much do you need?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"