Mompreneur Admirer T-Shirts

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Hay Rides $10

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Decision Making Block

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Home for the Holidays

Mark Zuckerberg

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"How much do you need?"

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"