Entrepreneurial Spirit Admirer T-Shirts

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Side business

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

Hay Rides $10

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Decision Making Block

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"Sorry, Dad."

This franchise is great, but what's in it for you?

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'