Entrepreneurial Spirit Admirer Pillows

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Side business

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

Hay Rides $10

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

Decision Making Block

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"Sorry, Dad."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

How much did you lose when the stock market tanked last week, Randy? Nada, little buddy. A real man never invests in other people's businesses, he only invests in his own. If you lose on stocks, it's because you didn't research them enough. If you lose on your own business, it's because you gave it your all and it just didn't work out. Ladies see valiant failure as being way hotter than poor-research failure. That's from chapter 12 of my new book, "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's guide to manvesting."