Entrepreneurial Spirit Pillows

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Man next to trees selling Unfinished Furniture.

'Of COURSE it's only a dollar... It's a small business loan!'

'I do admire a small business owner with a sense of humour.'

'But MOM, our success depends on following the dictates of the marketplace, and the marketplace is dictating gin and tonics!'

Ed's Dry Goods: "Lost Our Motivation. Everything Must Go!"

"The folks upstairs would like to see some details on this maneuver of yours."

'What? You've never had a loan application from a small business owner before?'

'It's the bank's Small Business Advisor to see you, dear.'

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

This franchise is great, but what's in it for you?

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"You told him he should start his own business."

Boy Selling Lemons At Used Car Lot.

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

"It never fails! I turn my back for a few days, and we're OVERRUN with pesky little competitors sprouting up in our own back yard!"

Self-employed:'I'd ask for a raise, but I know I'd never give it.'

"Your lease is up" threatening letter.

'One of those big shop front windows across the road, son - I need the work.'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Small business administration - 'You're a little too small.'

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

RIP Small Business in 2020

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Legalade

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

"Seven companies in three years."

'So far it's been a good year.'

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

Blackbeard & Buccaneers, Inc: 'Aye, we've gone completely legit.'