Entrepreneurial Spirit Mugs

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Man next to trees selling Unfinished Furniture.

'This stuff isn't selling. Maybe we should switch to Viagra.'

'Of COURSE it's only a dollar... It's a small business loan!'

'I do admire a small business owner with a sense of humour.'

'But MOM, our success depends on following the dictates of the marketplace, and the marketplace is dictating gin and tonics!'

'What? You've never had a loan application from a small business owner before?'

"The folks upstairs would like to see some details on this maneuver of yours."

Ed's Dry Goods: "Lost Our Motivation. Everything Must Go!"

'It's the bank's Small Business Advisor to see you, dear.'

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

This franchise is great, but what's in it for you?

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

"You told him he should start his own business."

Boy Selling Lemons At Used Car Lot.

"It never fails! I turn my back for a few days, and we're OVERRUN with pesky little competitors sprouting up in our own back yard!"

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

Self-employed:'I'd ask for a raise, but I know I'd never give it.'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Legalade

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

"Seven companies in three years."

RIP Small Business in 2020

Small business administration - 'You're a little too small.'

'One of those big shop front windows across the road, son - I need the work.'

"Your lease is up" threatening letter.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

'So far it's been a good year.'

Blackbeard & Buccaneers, Inc: 'Aye, we've gone completely legit.'