Start-up Spirit Pillows

Silicon Vale

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Internet.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Hugs 50 cents

"I've simplified our work process!"

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

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Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."