Mommy Medic Gifts

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

The Baby Walker

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Dog yoga

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"First class, or with children?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.