Mommy Medic T-Shirts

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

The Baby Walker

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Dog yoga

What the Doctor Ordered

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"First class, or with children?"

A midwife holding a baby

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."