Mom Squad Leader Gifts

"Took your time getting here, didn't you?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'It wasn't premeditated.

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

'Mother will catch you!'

"The Momfia"

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

Soccer Moms

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"Wanna swap?"

'Talk about tough days.'

Baby Mums.

Code Red!

'Another day, another dollar.'

Mom on the First Day of School.

Golf cheerleaders.

Hot trends on the school run. . .

"No woman should have children over 40, that's quite enough for anybody."

'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

'I laid 3,000 eggs today, and you expect me to dress for dinner?'

'Maybe I should check the fumes on this new batch of wallpaper paste.'

Women at war - balancing work & family

"She's such a different person than she was before her nap."

"OK, let's try the old 'tell Mommy her sweatpants make her look skinny distractor' on three."

Dedicated soccer moms Gail and Linda were determined to give their unborn children a jump on the competition.

'Grandma would love to hear about your home run, Ryan...right after the flop.'

'I encouraged my mom to work. I need my alone time!'

Mom loves Kids, self