Mom Of The Year Gifts

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'Just the one, thanks.'

National Mom Museum

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Laptops

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Maternity tattoos

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Mother will catch you!'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

Single parents.

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

At the modern antenatal class.

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

National Mom Monument.

Life's Rarest Things

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."