Mom Of The Year Pillows

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Laptops

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Maternity tattoos

'Mother will catch you!'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Single parents.

At the modern antenatal class.

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."