Mom-call Avoiders Gifts

Other Walks of Shame

The Amazing Man-Spider

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Do' you have the time?'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

'Is he expecting you?'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"That was there to give idlers reason to not stop and chat."

'Never fails,,, The second we sit down for dinner,'

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

Hiding From Social Media

"It's someone from your past who gave birth to you, and raised you, and sacrificed everything so you could have whatever you wanted."

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My family reunion is in Bermuda this year. But I hate flying. Ever since they started poking and prodding and x-raying and de-shoe-ung us, I swore I'd only go places to which I could drive. Are you using post-9/11 security enhancements as an excuse to avoid spending time with your annoying relatives? Because if so, I salute you. I will not be fondled by the TSA just to watch Aunt Bertha do the Electric Slide.