Mom-call Avoiders Prints

Other Walks of Shame

The Amazing Man-Spider

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Do' you have the time?'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

'Is he expecting you?'

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

Hiding From Social Media

"That was there to give idlers reason to not stop and chat."

'Never fails,,, The second we sit down for dinner,'

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

"It's someone from your past who gave birth to you, and raised you, and sacrificed everything so you could have whatever you wanted."

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

"I only wish this was the final notice."