Mollusc Matchmaker Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the marine magic of romance? Our mollusc matchmaker collection combines humor and love, featuring creative designs inspired by shells and sea life. Whether it’s for a friend who adores the ocean or a partner who appreciates quirky art, these gifts bring a splash of whimsy and a wave of affection. Explore our mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints to find the perfect ocean-inspired item that says ‘You’re my pearl in a sea of sand.’

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Football Snail

from $19.00

Shell Fire

from $19.00

Snail Pattern Balding.

from $19.00

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?' mockup

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

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'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.' mockup

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

from $19.00

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

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"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!" mockup

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

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"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long." mockup

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

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Pucker up!

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"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend." mockup

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

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Notice - Salt Kills

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"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam." mockup

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

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'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

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'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?' mockup

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

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'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.' mockup

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

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'. . . He's such a slime ball!'

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"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!" mockup

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

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Small Clams Court

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Gardener and the Giant Snail

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"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership." mockup

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

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"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe." mockup

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

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Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.' mockup

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

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"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference." mockup

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

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"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs." mockup

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

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"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999." mockup

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

from $19.00

Snail Homes

from $19.00

I asked you here because I like the job you're doing. It's too bad you don't work for this firm.

I asked you here because I like the job you're doing. It's too bad you don't work for this firm. mockup

I asked you here because I like the job you're doing. It's too bad you don't work for this firm.

from $19.00

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea." mockup

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

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'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!' mockup

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

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"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?" mockup

"He's not in. Can you crawl back after lunch?"

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"You want to see me, Boss?"

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"Bloody caravans..."

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Society of Mollusc Breeders.

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'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!' mockup

'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

from $19.00

Mollusc Matchmaker Gifts Collection

Mollusc Matchmaker Mugs

Explore our full collection of mollusc matchmaker mugs, where ocean-inspired humor and charm make every coffee break a delightful splash.

Mollusc Matchmaker Pillows

Check out our mollusc matchmaker pillows for charming, ocean-inspired décor that adds whimsical flair to your living space.

Mollusc Matchmaker Prints

Discover our mollusc matchmaker prints to bring coastal humor and romance into your home with exclusive, creative artwork.

Mollusc Matchmaker T-Shirts

Browse our mollusc matchmaker t-shirts to find witty, marine-themed designs perfect for lovers of the sea and quirky fashion statements.