Molecular Comic Fan Gifts

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Carbon Dating.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Suffering from Cooties?

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

In the DNA Kitchen

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Naked Mole Rat

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Dog In Your Face Comics

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."