Cosmic Comics Fan Gifts

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

"We only got six days of funding."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Standings: Milky Way Conference

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

World Cup Universe.

The Moon Made from Cheese

Pluto

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

Mr. Science Times

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."