Cosmic Comics Fan Gifts

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

"We only got six days of funding."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Standings: Milky Way Conference

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

The Moon Made from Cheese

Mr. Science Times

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."