Molasses Mover Gifts

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Pushy Dog

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Broadway Moosical.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Sermon on the Grounds...

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

F&E Building Movers. Ever moved a church before? The hardest part is the organ transplant.

'Where are the kids?'

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

Nest building

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

One Man and Two Trucks

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Small Clams Court

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

We are on the move. . .

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

I've never been in here before. What's your best drink? That'd be the Gambler's Mocha. Sounds interesting. What's in it? Oh … a little of this, a little of that. For all you know, it's a smooth blend of hand-mixed Amedei Porcelana dark chocolate from Tuscany ... and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee beans, hand-picked by sherpas 5,000 feet above sea level precisely at sunset ... topped with a light whip of frozen Arctic sea foam, and black diamond cream from Dubai ... for all you know ... Or it coul

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

Snail Homes

Yogic Flier / Flymo

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

Fiends reunited

'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

Sidelights on the Wig Industry

Abject Snailure

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.