Molehills Master Gifts

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

Rock Climber

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

A Tit for Tat.

Pull the udder one

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Important Muscles.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

A misery of mole hills

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

Cat yoga

Skiing Accidents.

"We're all metric now..."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."