Modern Socrates Pillows

'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Wikipedia...

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Snowman Driver

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"You're on mute."

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

A bull which has seen red.

Crystal Ball Plug

Snake with headphones.