Modern Scot Gifts

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Och lye the news'

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

God's Phone

Witches of Instagram

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"All the celebrities come here."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

Latest Aye Phone

Scot holding a heart.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"