Modern Parenthood Explorer Pillows

'Children grow up so fast nowdays, The baby just text-messaged me for a fresh bottle of milk'

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"He just said his first word!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Our computer responds to voice commands, but our kids don't.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

Phone Mittens

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

Three Parent Baby