Modern Parenthood Explorer Prints

'Children grow up so fast nowdays, The baby just text-messaged me for a fresh bottle of milk'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"He just said his first word!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'Our computer responds to voice commands, but our kids don't.'

Phone Mittens

Three Parent Baby

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'