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So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Mummy Beggar

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

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Europa takes a selfie

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Centaur Sprinter

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Santa Elevator

"All the better to ignore you with."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"Ah, sweatpants."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

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'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Centaur Driver

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"