Modern Myth Explorers Prints

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Europa takes a selfie

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Mummy Beggar

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Santa Elevator

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"All the better to ignore you with."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Centaur Sprinter

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

Wiccapedia.

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

"Yeah, I'm the Tooth Fairy. But you're gonna have to take a check."