Modern Mermaid Pillows

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Mermaid spawning time.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Ah, sweatpants."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"Half and half?"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

Man takes mermaid to vet.

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

"You were right. It's a mess."

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

Ringtones for mermaids.