Modern Mermaid Mugs

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Mermaid spawning time.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"Half and half?"

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"You were right. It's a mess."

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

The updated 'Moby Dick'...

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!