Mermaids Mugs

The Truth About Mermaids

'Mary, she looks more like the milkman than me.'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Motor Mermaid.

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

Rhinemaidens

A topless mermaid brings a man beer and fish.

Mermaids cross

Happy Birthday 3

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Mermaid spawning time.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

Man takes mermaid to vet.

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

"Half and half?"