Mermaids Pillows

The Truth About Mermaids

'Mary, she looks more like the milkman than me.'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Motor Mermaid.

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

Rhinemaidens

A topless mermaid brings a man beer and fish.

"I'm still transitioning."

Mermaids cross

Happy Birthday 3

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Mermaid spawning time.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Ah, sweatpants."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"You were right. It's a mess."