Mermaid Aficionados Mugs

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Mermaid Art

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Man takes mermaid to vet.

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"Half and half?"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

"You were right. It's a mess."

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'