Modern Medicine Enthusiast Pillows

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Current location

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.