Modern Malaise Ponderer Gifts

Screen Addiction

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone

Lord Byron

Truth

The Human Condition

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'Hello, my name is Death'

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

Desert crawler following water

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

Go Now, Pay Later/Pay Now, Go Later!

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

Godot finally turns up

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"You took your time!"

Officer Worker Evolution

'Please, no more meetings! I'm being ad-hoced to death!'

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

The Last Meeting.

"We've already done this room. I remember that fire extinguisher."