Modern Malaise Explorer Gifts

Prozac Nation

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Public footpath on a desert island.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Centaur Sprinter

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

Gadget freak.

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Danger Quicksand

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

Tunnel Mural

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"We both knew this day would come."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."