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Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Who can we call?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Public footpath on a desert island.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Centaur Sprinter

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

Gadget freak.

Danger Quicksand

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Tunnel Mural

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

"We both knew this day would come."