Modern Living Explorer T-Shirts

Street Cleaning

"Leather for summer (See 'Modern Living.')"

'It's a new concept; instead of struggling to fit the TV in the house we just put the house inside the TV.'

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

No Immediate Danger

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Bashful in Nashville

"Who can we call?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Childhood Screen Addict

"It's post-gingerbread."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"