Modern Living Explorer Pillows

Street Cleaning

"Leather for summer (See 'Modern Living.')"

'It's a new concept; instead of struggling to fit the TV in the house we just put the house inside the TV.'

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Snoopy with Laptop

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Bashful in Nashville

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"It's post-gingerbread."