Modern Malaise Ponderer Prints

Screen Addiction

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

Lord Byron

NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone

Truth

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

The Human Condition

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

'Hello, my name is Death'

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

Desert crawler following water

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

Go Now, Pay Later/Pay Now, Go Later!

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

Godot finally turns up

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

'He's going through a phase of wanting to be a grape again.'

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

'Please, no more meetings! I'm being ad-hoced to death!'

Officer Worker Evolution

"You took your time!"

The Last Meeting.

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."