Modern Lord Pillows

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Surprise!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Go home Daisy, the lions have got your spot!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Modern Charm

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

The Painting Channel

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"I'm on the haywain."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Trump's Twitter Row

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"I think our 'Smart TV' might have overheard us..."

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

Trump and social media

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."