Modern Chief Pillows

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Agreeable Noises

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

At the CEO Store: 'Third Floor: Loopholes, Scapegoats, Acccounting Irregularities.'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'Would you mind if I made a few calls while I carefully listen to your ideas?'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?"

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

'Cute.'

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

'This weather's really getting me down, Hen.'

'What do you mean, 'Bloort'?'

Born leader

Texting while driving

'Crawl in!'

The North American Indian version of In & Out trays

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

Microwave grudgingly in use.

Knitting On-Line